Attention … top !
I AM …
A very useful thing that in general measures 15 centimeters.
In normal times, I’m there, inert, waiting for action …
A recent survey conducted in Germany on a 19-29 years old population found that 84% of the people questioned would rather quit theirgirlfriend / wife than not beeing able to use their internet connection anymore ! And 97% of these same people said it was unthinkable to live without their mobile phone …
Well, I do not know about you but it is not a real surprise for us …
And there are reasons to think that this results are also valid for many other countries than Germany.
Women are able to complete four miracles :
* To be wet without touching the water
* Bleeding without being injured
* To produce milk without eating grass
* Breaking our balls without touching them.
Bonus:
A woman can quickly make you a millionaire if you’re a billionaire.
Ladies, please send us your suggestions for men