So here is our top 4 sexy jokes of the month :p
Number 4
A man bumps against a woman in the hall of an hotel.
During the collision his elbow mounds against the her chest.
They are both surprised.
The man looks at her and says :
“Madam, if your heart is as warm as your chest, I know you will forgive me.”
To which she replied :
“If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 221.
Number 3
A businessman climbs aboard a train and finds himself seated next to a beautiful woman.
He notes that she is reading a book about sexual statistics.
He asks a question about this subject, and she replied :
“This is a very interesting book. Indians are those whose penis is the longest and Brittany are those who know the best how to use it. By the way my name is Jill. And you ? ”
“Geronimo Guezennec, nice to meet you.”
Number 2
One evening, while a couple is going to bed, the husband begins to caress the arm of his wife.
She turns and says :
“I’m sorry honey, I have an appointment with the gynecologist tomorrow and I want to stay “fresh”.
The husband turns disappointed.
A few minutes later, he asks to his wife.
“Do you have an appointment with the dentist tomorrow?”
Number 1
A priest and a nun were in a snowstorm. After a while, they found a small hut.
Exhausted, they plan to sleep here. There is a pile of coverages and a duvet on the floor, but only one bed. Gentleman, the priest said:
“You sleep in the bed and I sleep on the floor in the duvet.”
While he starts falling asleep, the nun says :
“Father, I am cold.”
He gets up, and give her another coverage.
He trys to sleep but the nun says again :
“Father, I am still sooooo cold.”
This time, the Father answer : “My sister, I have an idea : we are here in the middle of nowhere, and nobody will ever know what happened. Let’s just act as if we were married. ”
“Yes !”
And the priest shouts :
“Then get up your ass and take your fucking coverage yourself, dirty bitch !